"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him."
— (via keep-that-pussy-wet)
(Source: m-e-ghan, via erica4west)
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
(Source: naotarou, via is-this-the-best-scenario)
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
(Source: darreneverettcriss, via perks-of-being-chinese)