"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him."

— (via keep-that-pussy-wet)

(Source: m-e-ghan, via erica4west)

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

(via is-this-the-best-scenario)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via is-this-the-best-scenario)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via is-this-the-best-scenario)

shirogami:

this gif ruined my life

shirogami:

this gif ruined my life

(via is-this-the-best-scenario)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via myimaginationismysalvation)

fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

(via lord-lindsey)

famousest:

im so cute and i dont deserve to be this stressed by school 

(via lord-lindsey)

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

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(via lord-lindsey)

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

(Source: darreneverettcriss, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

image

(via le-cafe-musain)

starslicer:

afromoose:

wow lol

excellent.

all excellent.

(Source: jackburtonlife, via justifiedwithemptywords)

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via brasstronaut)

rafawriter:

Ancient Greek Dresses by Ninidu