u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?
(Source: baracknobama, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun"
— ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)
(Source: crystallized-teardrops, via perks-of-being-chinese)
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
(Source: silabus, via perks-of-being-chinese)
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
(Source: oakynymph, via perks-of-being-chinese)
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
(Source: matchless, via perks-of-being-chinese)
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
I want a relationship yet I have horrible trust issues and run away from commitment.
THIS. NOW MORE THAN EVER.